Sunday, 15 April 2007
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Eggs.
Amazing little things aren't they?
You can scramble 'em...
...boil 'em.
You can fry them...
Or dye them green and eat them with ham.
You can even eat them raw... like on Napoleon Dynamite.
You decorate them on Easter...
...and hunt for them.
Not to mention.... uhh. :-p
But the point is, aren't eggs incredible?
They really are. And I found yet another use for them...
... put the egg white in your wet hair for a while, then rinse. It makes your hair soft and shiny. Trust me, I tried it today. Cool, huh?
I just love eggs.
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Sorry to make you feel like a candy bar....t'was not intended. I meant only to make you feel like an insanely small and insignificant person that will never make it over 5' 3'' heh heh. Now myself on the other hand(yes the savage inhuman taunter), am STILL growing taller and taller every day. HA! And to make things still worse, YOU'VE probably stopped growing yourself! On top of that, you'll probably end up being the shortest person in your entire family. You are the runt, the weak one, the teeny-tiniest child, never to attain your aspiration of making it over 5' 11'' Okay. now try to top that!
LOL,
Caleb the Cruel
Because of your severe shortness, you suffer from a mental problem that takes seven different medication doses every day. Added to this, youv'e been admitted into a mental asylum were you've sucessfully escaped from thirty times now. You've been caught trying to buy and use every concievable growth hormone and steroid on the black market and were arrested twice because of these actions, but never actually got put in prison cuz your parents payed the bail.
Furthermore you've contacted over twenty different doctors and psychiatrists concerning your fears and have no more savings to do so, boosting your paranoia to an all time high....
HA! Beat that!!!
-Me
Miss you, Can't wait to see you in July. Don't worry about being small, try having a size 22 for shoes. I saw a picture of a guy who was huge, at least we can still find normal clothing. We could go to a dark scary dungeon and try stretching our selfs on a rack, hehe. Hope all is well.
You have robbed multiple banks in order to obtain money to fly out to Switzerland where a well known skeletal specialist to insert millions of tiny hydraulics in your ankle, knee joints, legs, and spine. After the procedure was finish you had to be in rehab for 3 months and have just now gotten out. The full of the effect of treatment hasn't happened yet and you fear the worst: That the whole surgery was a hoax. Because of this you hire hit men to go and tickle-torture the doctor until he pays back every cent of the money you payed.
In the mean time Ronald McDonald himself goes and measures your height and reveals to you that you've actually gotten SHORTER with all you efforts and that the stress alone has added to years your already aging body......